Film Reviews
Just like bum holes we too have opinions about the films we watch. This section here is where they are located so read them, tweet them, and love them like a $10 whore. If you would like to add to our review list all you have to do is email us at TraumaticCinematic@gmail.com or use the nifty form provided at the bottom of this page and we will seriously think about it. Remember just like a street gang we will have to jump you into the crew sooooo…..
The Grey- Just thinking about a short description about this so called film makes me angry. **Read the full review here**
Prometheus- A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. **Read the full review here**
The Dead Want Women- Charles Band and his Full Moon crew are not known for award winning film but they do know how to have fun. **Read the full review here**
Frozen- If you like to be punched in the nuts for an hour and a half WATCH THIS. If not you could have more fun masturbating with broken glass. **Read the full review here**
Cold Fish- Bizarre Japanese cinema at its best. If you love Asian weirdness this is a good pic. **Read the full review here**
The Poughkeepsi Tapes- This film will stick with you. You have to experience it. One of the best American horror films to come along in years. **Read the full review here**
Joy of Torture 2 “Oxen Split Torturing” (Shogun’s Sadism)- One of the greatest exploitation torture movie in cinema history. If you can find it you must experience this masterpiece! **Read the full review here**
The Road- This is a film that will make you hope you are at ground zero when the big one comes. It is graphic and dirty and really make you question why in the fuck would you want to survive. **Read the full review here**
Kill List- Clone of a much more sadistic and meaningful film. **Read the full review here**
Undocumented- Fun and gory. This film has meaning but doesnt beat you to death with it. (pardon the pun) **Read the full review here**
I Saw the Devil- Read the review, listen to the podcast and you decide. **Read the full review here**
Tokyo Gore Police- This flick is an experience in gory exaggeration and it is freak amazing. You will love this! **Read the full review here**
Paranormal Activity 3- Yet another carbon copy of the found footage movement that will hopefully die off before my children are old enough to enjoy cinema. **Read the full review here**
I Stand Alone- Nihilism can get no bleaker than this. Gasper Noe is the next Kubrick. **Read the full review here**
Underworld Awakening- **Read the full review here**
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